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Cozies

Sarcasm
$9.00
Dinosaurs Didn't Drink
$9.00
Don't Be An Octopussy
$9.00
Of Course I Drink Like a Fish, I'm a Mermaid
$9.00
Bearded for Her Pleasure
$9.00
Happily Ever After
$9.00
C U Next Tuesday
$9.00
Like A Virgin
$9.00
Beaver Valley
$9.00
Yawn So I Can See You're The One
$9.00
I'm Not An Alcoholic, I'm Spiritual
$9.00
Nut Allergy
$9.00
Hand Paw Yin and Yang
$9.00
My Favorite Bitch
$9.00
Old and Tired, Down to Day Drink
$9.00
Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beardiful
$9.00
Full Time Mom, Part Time Hooker
$9.00
Gambler
$9.00
Full Time Dad, Part Time Hooker
$9.00
Buttman
$9.00
I Heard You Like Bad Girls
$9.00
Patience Loading Please Wait
$9.00
I'm Sorry Did I Sugarcoat That With Salt
$9.00
Love Hard, Don't Give AF Harder
$9.00
My Last Words
$9.00
Majestically Awkward
$9.00
Nope Not Happening
$9.00
We Don't Lick People, Lies Adults Tell Kids
$9.00
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One
$9.00
Designs for Guys (multiple variations)
$9.00
Well Well Well, I'm Never Drinking Again
$9.00
Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies in a Ditch
$9.00
When Life Gives You Lemons
$9.00
Girls Are Drinking Again
$9.00
Bad Decisions Aren't Going to Make Themselves
$9.00
A Day Without Beer
$9.00
Accidentally Drunk On Purpose
$9.00
Fuck Perfect
$9.00
Powered By Bitchdust
$9.00
Stop Staring at My Cock
$9.00
Manly Man
$9.00
99 Problems
$9.00
Kinda Horny
$9.00
Wife's Last Nerve
$9.00
Dat Ass Though
$9.00
Drink and Judge People
$9.00
I Use The Fuck Word
$9.00
I Want To KI** You
$9.00
Make A Wife Out of a Ho
$9.00
Seltzer Slut
$9.00
Same Age as Old People
$9.00
Saw a Dog
$9.00
No Better Sunscreen
$9.00
Your Dad is my Cardio
$9.00
Sorry I'm Late, I Saw A Cat
$9.00
Your Mom is my Cardio
$9.00
Boobs
$9.00
Strange Smell in the Attic
$9.00
Adulting is Bullshit
$9.00
Am I Childish
$9.00
Animal Lover
$9.00
Dog, Not Drinking Alone
$9.00
Cat, Not Drinking Alone
$9.00
Older I get the Harder it is to Find My Balls
$9.00
Only BS I Need, Beer and Sunshine
$9.00
Drinking Team Has a Dart Problem
$9.00
Less Thinky More Drinky
$9.00
See Me Trollin'
$9.00
Wife Says, Two Faults
$9.00
Sisters, Like Chubby Thighs, Stick Together
$9.00
Feeling kinda idgaf-ish
$9.00
Fishing Saved Me
$9.00
Path to Inner Peace, Not My Problem
$9.00
The Dogfather
$9.00
Life Goal Pet All The Cats
$9.00
Went Outside Once, Do Not Recommend
$9.00
Master Baiter
$9.00
Peace Love Fuck Off
$9.00

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